Little Johnny is a nasty little boy, you can never trust him on what his little dirty mind thinks.
Teacher: Johnny, if you answer this math problem correctly, I will give you extra credit.
Little Johnny: OK teacher
Teacher: Johnny, there is a hunter walking in the woods and comes across a telephone line with three little birdies on it…The hunter aims and shoots one of the little birdies……. how many are left…..?
Little johnny: None!
Teacher: Now johnny, the hunter saw three little birdies on the telephone wire and shot only one of them, now how many are left??
Little Johnny: None!
Teacher: Johnny, how can you come up with that answer?? Explain.
Little Johnny: Well….the hunter saw the three little birdies on the telephone wire, and shot one of them, but the other two birdies flew away because of the noise the gun made.
Teacher: Well Johnny, that is not quite the answer that I had in mind…..but I like the way you think.
Little Johnny: Well teacher I have a problem for you too.
Teacher (thinking ….I wonder what little Johnny will come up with ?)and responds by saying: OK tell me.
Little Johnny: Well, there are three teachers sitting on a park bench. They all have lolly pops in their hands. One is licking it, one is biting it, the other one is sucking on it…………which one was married??
Teacher (upset with this…red in the face states): ………ah….. er….. the one licking it.
Little Johnny: No! No! No!……the one with the wedding ring on her finger…………but I like the way you think!
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