Bob is a hard working guy who works long hours and splits his free time between his bowling league and his wife. On his 50th birthday his wife decides she’s going to do something extra special for him and take him to the strip club. So on his birthday she tells him “come on Bob, I’m taking you somewhere very special tonight” and they get in the car and go to the strip bar. When they get there the wife says “here we are…the strip bar!” and Bob goes “uh..umm..oh. Thats great honey, thanks…”
They walk up to the door and the bouncer goes “hey bob, how’s it going tonight?”
The wife gives Bob a ‘look’ and says “Bob have you been here before??!!!!” Bob says “no honey, this is Jim he’s on my bowling team.” So his wife says ok and they go inside.
The waitress comes over and says “the usual bud light bob?” Now his wife starts flipping out a little “I thought you said you’ve never been here!!! Are you LYING TO ME????” and Bob says nononono baby, this is Sandy, she also waits tables at the bowling alley. The wife says “oh…ok.”
Stripper comes over and says “Another lap dance tonight Bob?” The wife flips her lid, starts screaming and runs out of the bar. Bob chases her out and comes out the door just to see her jump into a cab and he jumps in after her. They’re sitting in the back of the cab and the wife is throwing every four letter word at him when the cab driver turns around and goes “jeez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time!”
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