Q:Â How many women with PMS does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman’s Answer:
One!
ONLY  ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because  no one else in this  fuck’n house knows HOW to change a fuck’n light  bulb! They don’t even know that the fuck’n bulb is BURNED OUT!!  They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck’n DAYS before they figured it  out.
And,  once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the god damned  light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the  past 17 YEARS!
But  if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the  fuck’n chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb  would
STILL BE Â IN THE SAME fuck’n SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE Â WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO FUCKER Â EVER PICKS Â UP OR CARRIES
OUT Â THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL Â SUFFOCATED
FROM Â THE FUCK’N PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE Â FUCK’N HOUSE!!
IT Â WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON’T Â EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE Â FUCK’N TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I’m  sorry.
What was the  question?
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