Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground !”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No… Salty.”
Mum fainted.
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