With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
“May I see the new baby?” I asked.
“Not yet” She said “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first”.
Thirty minutes had passed and I asked “May I see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet” She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed. I asked again “May I see the baby now?”
“No, not yet” replied my friend.
Growing very impatient I asked “Well, when can I see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she told me.
“WHEN HE CRIES?” I demanded. “Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OKAY?!!”
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