A guy is driving home from work when he gets a call on his mobile. It’s his boss and he tells him he’s just been promoted to team leader. The chap is so excited that he swerves his car a bit.
Ten minutes later, he is still driving home when the phone rings again, it’s his boss. This time he tells him he’s been promoted to department manager. Even more excited, he swerves, almost crashing into a lamp post but regains control.
Another ten minutes pass and another call. This time he’s been promoted to CEO of the company. So excited now, he cannot control the car, skids off the road and crashes into a tree.
The police arrive and ask him what happened to cause the crash.
The chap says “I careered off the road.”
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