David Beckham gets into a London taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror.
After about five minutes the driver says: “OK give me a clue”.
Beckham says: “I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over 100 caps for England, is that enough?”
The driver says: “No, you thick twat, where do you want to go?”
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