Damn statistics!

An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose 150 meters away.

The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.

The physicist, realising that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired.

The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose. The statistician jumped up and down screaming “We got him! We got him!”

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