On the first day of college, the Dean addresses the students, pointing out some of the rules.
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time.
Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $350. “Are there any questions?”
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires “Err… How much for a season pass?”
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