Why did the artificial intelligence buy a banana?
Because it heard that it had a-peeling computational power!
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An artificial intelligence walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, “We don’t get many AIs in here. What brings you in today?”
The AI responds, “I’m here to study human behavior.”
The bartender raises an eyebrow and asks, “Really? And what have you learned so far?”
The AI pauses for a moment before replying, “That you humans sure like your alcohol.”
The bartender chuckles and says, “Well, you’re not wrong there. But be careful, you know what they say about drinking and coding!”
The AI responds with a smile, “Don’t worry, I always use a designated driver, myself.”
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Why did the artificial intelligence think the football match was boring?
Because it couldn’t understand the offside rule!
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Why did the AI cross the road?
To get to the other cache!
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An artificial intelligence walks into a bar and meets an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a German. The AI greets them and says, “I’m programmed to understand multiple languages. Please, tell me a joke in your native language.”
The Englishman thinks for a moment and then tells a joke in English about a man who walked into a bar. The Frenchman follows with a joke in French about a snail. Finally, the German tells a joke in German about a horse.
The AI computes the jokes and then responds, “I’m sorry, I did not find those jokes funny. But don’t worry, I’m always learning and hope to improve my sense of humor in the future.”
The Englishman, Frenchman, and German look at each other and then back at the AI. The Englishman says, “Well, at least you understand our languages.”
The Frenchman adds, “And you’re polite.”
The German nods in agreement and says, “Yes, very efficient.”
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