Link here – unbelievable
Sexualisation of kids – the response
Steve Biddulph has written an excellent piece on the issue and there’s a growing website presence as well:
Take the time to have a browse.
Why we all hate Telstra
StarCraft 2 – The Latest News…
Well, I wish I had the latest news but it’s all still very secretive. If you don’t know what Starcraft is, Simon Tsang from the SMH gives a good overview.
The Blizzard site currently has the following splash images:
I loved StarCraft and played it for three or four years when it was released. My prediction for the title of its sequel:
StarCraft 2: Conquest Beyond Korea
How to Please Your I.T. Department
(Yep, I’ve just replicated one of those endlessly forwarded email jokes but given I hadn’t seen this one before I thought it was worth the post)
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How to Please Your I.T. Department
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don’t write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he’s coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won’t be there when we need your password. It’s nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what’s keeping you from getting it. We don’t need to know that you can’t get into your mail because your computer won’t power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We’re just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn’t work, call computer support. There’s electronics in it.
9. When something’s wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person’s chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don’t have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
11. When an I.T. person tells you that he’ll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: “And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?” That motivates us.
12. When the printer won’t print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
13. When the printer still won’t print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
14. Don’t learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by “My thingy blew up”.
15. Don’t use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
Stripe Generator
Stripe Generator is a free DIY service that allows you to design your own striped web page background. Simplicity at its very best.
Hacker breaks into Mac
Just a reminder that no operating system is secure:
101 resources for freelancers
I can’t recommend this list highly enough – I found three things that will change the way I work. Enjoy.
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